What’s That You Said?

April 25th, 2006 | by Ed |

Communication: the exchange of information or messages between two people.

Sounds simple enough, right?

But I was recently reminded of how difficult it really is to accurately communicate even the simplest statements when I came across some actual examples of medical record data.

Doctors and medical workers are intelligent, educated and articulate, right? Well, you judge.

* Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

* She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

* The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.

* The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

* Discharge Status: Alive but without permission.

* Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

* The patient refused an autopsy.

* The patient has no past history of suicides.

* The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

In communication, the shortest distance from point A (my head) to point B (your head) is often a zigzag liine!

  1. 2 Responses to “What’s That You Said?”

  2. By Joy on May 6, 2006 | Reply

    Many years ago a nursing attentdant I worked with helped complete the admission form of a new patient. The patient’s religion? - Prostitute! I still chortle over that one.

  3. By Joy on May 6, 2006 | Reply

    Many years ago a nursing attendant I worked with helped complete the admission form of a new patient. The patient’s religion? - Prostitute! I still chortle over that one.

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