Cruise Line Questions

October 17th, 2007 | by Ed |

Having just returned from a week long cruise, I was reminded of the top ten silliest questions asked on a cruise line (compiled by Paul Grayson, Cruise Director for  Royal Caribean Cruise Lines). Here they are:

10. “Do these steps go up or down?”

9.  “What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?”

8.  “Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?”

7.  “Does the crew sleep on the ship?” 

6.  “Is this island completely surrounded by water?”

5.  “Does this ship make its own elecricity?”

4.  “Is it salt water in the toilets?”

3.  “What elevation are we at?”

2.  There’s a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them the next day. The question: “If the pictures aren’t marked, how will I know which ones are mine?”

1.  “What time is the midnight buffet?”

  1. One Response to “Cruise Line Questions”

  2. By sandra on Oct 21, 2007 | Reply

    number 4…well, is it salt water in the toilets?

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