The Five Toughest Questions That Women Ask Men
May 26th, 2008 | by Ed |1. “What are you thinking?” The Right Answer: “I was just reflecting on what a lucky guy I am to have met such a warm, beautiful, and intelligent woman as you. The Wrong Answer: Anything to do with work or sports.
2. “Do you love me?” The Right Answer: “Yes, absolutely!” HINT: Do not hesitate before answering. The Wrong Answer: “That depends on what you mean by love.”
3. “Do I look too heavy?” The Right Answer: “No, of course not.” Then quickly leave the room. The Wrong Answer: “Compared to what?”
4. “Do you think she’s prettier than me?” (Referring to an ex-girlfriend, a movie actress, or a woman you happened to glance at). The Right Answer: “No, you’re much prettier.” The Wrong Answer: “Only in the sence that she is younger and thinner.”
5. “What would you do if I died?” The Right Answer: “I’d be absolutely devastated and my life would have no meaning.” The Wrong Answer: Anything else.